imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?"
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
I hope that one day you realize I was fucking perfect for you. You were so incredibly blind to what was right in front of you.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable